G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
G C
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
D
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
G C
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
D
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys
Em D*
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
C
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
B7
I can't go round loving everyone
A Em
I just wouldn't get anything done
Em D*
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
C
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
B7
but that won't get you into pants paradise
A (strum all once)
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
G C D
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
G C D
We're only two men, ladies,
G C D G
Oh pretty babies