Measuring Cups

[Intro] G D A Bm G D A Bm

[Verse] G D A Bm Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game G D A Bm Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain G D E We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name

[Verse] G D A Bm Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game G D A Bm Can't have the cream when the crop and the cream are the same G D E Liquid or gas no more than the glass will contain

[Chorus] G D When you talk about the hand of glory A Bm A tale that's rather grim and gory G D E Is it just another children's story that's been de-clawed? G D E When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed

[Post-Chorus] G D A I think they're gonna make you start over Bm G You don't want to start over D A Put your backpack on your shoulder Bm G Be the good little soldier D Take your places now E 'Cause we're all predisposed

[Verse] G D A Bm G Measuring cups, play a new game D A Bm G Front of the class, measure your brain D E Give you a complex and we'll give it a name

[Chorus] G D When you talk about the hand of glory A Bm A tale that's rather grim and gory G D E Is it just another children's story that's been de-clawed? G D E When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed

[Post-Chorus] G D Put your backpack on your shoulder A Bm Be the good little soldier G D It's no different when your older E You're predisposed

[Outro] G Gm That's all for questions now D The case is closed!