[Intro]
D G Bm G
[Verse]
D
Bored holes through our tongues, so sing a song about it
G
Held our breath for too long, till we're half sick about it
Bm
Tell us what we did wrong, and you can blame us for it
G
Turn the clamp on our thumbs, we'll sew a doll about it
D G
And tell us all about it
Bm G Gm
And tell us all about it
[Bridge]
Eb Bb
How about some credit now
Eb
Where credit is due
Bb F
For the damage that we've done
Eb Bb
We have wrought upon ourselves and others
C F
With a slow and vicious gun
Eb F
And although pratfalls can be fun
A7
Encores can be fatal
And then I hear you say
[Chorus]
D G
Thank God it's fatal, thank God it's fatal, not shy
Bm G
Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal, thank God
D
Thank God it's fatal, thank God it's fatal
D G
Thank God it's fatal, thank God it's fatal, not shy
Bm G Gm
Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal
[Bridge]
Eb Bb
Wait just a second now
Eb
It's not all that bad
Bb F
Are we not having fun?
Eb Bb
You're making mountains of handkerchiefs
C F
Where the mascara always runs
Eb F
So be careful when you're done
A7
You're bound to get post-natal
What did I just hear you say?
[Chorus]
D G
Thank God it's fatal, no we don't want to hear the sound of a door
Bm G
No we don't want to hear the sound of a door
D G
And we don't want to read the signs that you bore
Bm G
You know the kind of sign you hang on a door
Gm
Saying "We'll be back" -- what a crack
D G
Now don't you think we might have heard that before?
Bm G Gm
Yeah, don't you think we might have heard that before?
[Verse]
D
Bored holes through our tongues, so sing a song about it
G
Held our breath for too long, till we're half sick about it
Bm
Tell us what we did wrong, and you can blame us for it
G Gm
Turn the clamp on our thumbs, we'll sew a doll about it
D