Heretics

[Intro] D G Bm G

[Verse] D Bored holes through our tongues, so sing a song about it G Held our breath for too long, till we're half sick about it Bm Tell us what we did wrong, and you can blame us for it G Turn the clamp on our thumbs, we'll sew a doll about it D G And tell us all about it Bm G Gm And tell us all about it

[Bridge] Eb Bb How about some credit now Eb Where credit is due Bb F For the damage that we've done Eb Bb We have wrought upon ourselves and others C F With a slow and vicious gun Eb F And although pratfalls can be fun A7 Encores can be fatal And then I hear you say

[Chorus] D G Thank God it's fatal, thank God it's fatal, not shy Bm G Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal, thank God D Thank God it's fatal, thank God it's fatal D G Thank God it's fatal, thank God it's fatal, not shy Bm G Gm Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal

[Bridge] Eb Bb Wait just a second now Eb It's not all that bad Bb F Are we not having fun? Eb Bb You're making mountains of handkerchiefs C F Where the mascara always runs Eb F So be careful when you're done A7 You're bound to get post-natal What did I just hear you say?

[Chorus] D G Thank God it's fatal, no we don't want to hear the sound of a door Bm G No we don't want to hear the sound of a door D G And we don't want to read the signs that you bore Bm G You know the kind of sign you hang on a door Gm Saying "We'll be back" -- what a crack D G Now don't you think we might have heard that before? Bm G Gm Yeah, don't you think we might have heard that before?

[Verse] D Bored holes through our tongues, so sing a song about it G Held our breath for too long, till we're half sick about it Bm Tell us what we did wrong, and you can blame us for it G Gm Turn the clamp on our thumbs, we'll sew a doll about it D